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My point... and I do have one / Ellen DeGeneres. - New York : Bantam Books, 1995. - 211 p. : ill. ; 22 cm.
A note from the author - Thanks for no memory - A letter to my friend or a frog in a sombrero does not a party make - Daily affirmations or a Cup of pudding a day is the way to stay O.K. - Ellen Degeneres : Road Warrior or sometimes you need a map, sometimes you need a globe, sometimes you need a map and a globe... but not very often - The plane truth or Dem ain't goobers, dem's peanuts! - Ellen's new hobby - Ellenvision - I went to a psychic or Baloney is just Salami with an inferiority complex - How to explain sex to a child or where there's a corn chip, there's bound to be hot sause - In the kitchen with Ellen or as tasty as poison and just as deadly - Things that sound like a good idea at first, but really aren't - Ellen DeGeneres is a man! or Ellen DeGeneres is a Man! - Chapter 13 - Chapter 14 - The scariest thing - The time Ellen DeGeneres had an emergency - One step closer to God or one step back, you do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around - The Ellie-Gellie - Things to do if you're stuck in an elevator to help you pass the time - Ellen's wild kingdom or you can put high heels on a poodle, but that won't make it a hooker - Ask Ellen or it might look like honey, it might taste like honey, and bless my corns, it might even be honey - Crazy superstitions that really work! - the benefits of being a celebrity by Ellen DeGeneres, big enormous star - Your own fantasy conversation with Ellen DeGeneres - Experiments in human behavior - Ellen's sure-fire cures for the things that Ail Ye - The last chapter
DeGeneres offers funny anecdotes about her life as a comedian, as well as off-beat humor examining everyday life and situations.
0553099558
9780553099553
95034084
DeGeneres, Ellen
American wit and humor
818.5402 DeG 14
My point... and I do have one / Ellen DeGeneres. - New York : Bantam Books, 1995. - 211 p. : ill. ; 22 cm.
A note from the author - Thanks for no memory - A letter to my friend or a frog in a sombrero does not a party make - Daily affirmations or a Cup of pudding a day is the way to stay O.K. - Ellen Degeneres : Road Warrior or sometimes you need a map, sometimes you need a globe, sometimes you need a map and a globe... but not very often - The plane truth or Dem ain't goobers, dem's peanuts! - Ellen's new hobby - Ellenvision - I went to a psychic or Baloney is just Salami with an inferiority complex - How to explain sex to a child or where there's a corn chip, there's bound to be hot sause - In the kitchen with Ellen or as tasty as poison and just as deadly - Things that sound like a good idea at first, but really aren't - Ellen DeGeneres is a man! or Ellen DeGeneres is a Man! - Chapter 13 - Chapter 14 - The scariest thing - The time Ellen DeGeneres had an emergency - One step closer to God or one step back, you do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around - The Ellie-Gellie - Things to do if you're stuck in an elevator to help you pass the time - Ellen's wild kingdom or you can put high heels on a poodle, but that won't make it a hooker - Ask Ellen or it might look like honey, it might taste like honey, and bless my corns, it might even be honey - Crazy superstitions that really work! - the benefits of being a celebrity by Ellen DeGeneres, big enormous star - Your own fantasy conversation with Ellen DeGeneres - Experiments in human behavior - Ellen's sure-fire cures for the things that Ail Ye - The last chapter
DeGeneres offers funny anecdotes about her life as a comedian, as well as off-beat humor examining everyday life and situations.
0553099558
9780553099553
95034084
DeGeneres, Ellen
American wit and humor
818.5402 DeG 14