Do i want tot live like a lord - How to leave home - Establish a beachhead - Hotels can be fun - How to drive a Mow-tah-cah - How to choose an Apartment - Now, off to school - Do I want my daughter to be a Duchess? - How to dress in England - How to make the worst of the weather - Are we really safe here? - Now for the open road! - Do I want my daughter to be a duchess? part 2 -How to get rich in England - The dream house and how to rebuild it - How to beat the back yard - How to live with the upper classes without having any money - Do i want my daughter to be a Duchess? part 3 - Ambulances are for everyone - How to be ruled - How to get rich in Encland part 2 - Should we grind the faces of the poor? - Is it time to leave? - Do i want my daughter to be a Duchess? part 4 - L'envoi - Appendixes - Sex in Britian - How to understand British -

A confidnetial manual prepared as part of a survival kit for Americans living in Britain, Showing how to get rich in England, how to rise quickly and easily to the top of British Society, examining the blessings, foibles, and weaknesses of British life, providing the reader with his just share of wealth, warth, wisdom, and lasting happiness, and containing the thrilling human story of a brave family's battle against the elements.